I will learn you

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A loud, stupid promise you make when you think you're going to win, but you're actually just going to fail and blame everyone else.

I will learn you, bro! I'm gonna beat that guy in 5 minutes!

I will learn you, or I'll quit the game and cry!

I will learn you! I'm gonna prove I'm better than you at this!

A stupid way of saying you're going to beat someone, but you're just going to make a mess and probably get killed.

I will learn you, and I'm gonna do it in style!

I will learn you, or I'll die trying!

I will learn you, and I won't even use my phone!

A stupid, loud, and proud promise you make when you think you're going to win, but you're just going to make everyone laugh.

I will learn you, and I'm gonna do it with flair!

I will learn you, and I'm gonna show you my whole life!

I will learn you, and I won't even use my car!

A stupid promise you make when you think you're going to win, but you're actually just going to fail and make everyone else mad.

I will learn you, and I'm gonna make you cry!

I will learn you, or I'm gonna die in the middle of the road!

I will learn you, and I'm gonna ruin your day!

A loud, stupid promise you make when you think you're going to win, but you're just going to make a mess and everyone else will laugh at you.

I will learn you, and I'm gonna make it look easy!

I will learn you, or I'll die in the middle of a fight!

I will learn you, and I'm gonna do it with my whole team!

A stupid way of saying you're going to beat someone, but you're going to make a mess and everyone will laugh at you.

I will learn you, and I'm gonna do it with style!

I will learn you, or I'm gonna die and you'll laugh at me!

I will learn you, and I won't even use my phone!