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Barney's way of asking for your address so he can come knock your lights out.

Barney: 'I will kill you.' Me: 'Okay, I'll text you my address.'

Barney: 'I will kill you.' Me: 'You're going to have to wait till Monday.'

Barney: 'I will kill you.' Me: 'You're not even in the same state.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When someone says this, they really mean it. They're not just being dramatic.

'I will kill you', said after you spilled coffee on their new shirt.

'I will kill you', said after you stole their last donut.

'I will kill you', said after you called their mom a bad word.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re so mad because your mom/dad/teacher got fucked by a non-binary person, and you want to kill them but you’re still cool because you respect their pronouns.

'I will kill you', said after your dad got humiliated by a non-binary kid.

'I will kill you', said after your mom got flamed by a non-binary teacher.

'I will kill you', said after your teacher got roasted by a non-binary student.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

This definition might have a random ad below it. It might say things like, 'Buy this mug or I will kill you!'

'I will kill you', said after seeing an ad for a mug that costs $100.

'I will kill you', said after being forced to watch a commercial for mugs.

'I will kill you', said after your teacher showed an ad for mugs during math class.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Made famous by Achmed the dead terrorist and used by Jeff Dunham, this phrase is the best way to say you're really mad.

'I will kill you', said after watching Achmed's stand-up.

'I will kill you', said after Jeff Dunham told a joke about death.

'I will kill you', said after Achmed got killed in a funny way.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A lazy hitman’s favorite line. He says this and then goes to get coffee.

'I will kill you', said by a hitman who didn’t even show up.

'I will kill you', said by a hitman who got distracted by TikTok.

'I will kill you', said by a hitman who didn’t even know where the target was.

by Slangipedia 2d ago