i will full smash you bro

A stupid threat from a guy who can't even lift a pizza box, but says it like he just won the World Championship of Smash Bros.

A promise made by someone who has never even been in a real fight, but it sounds cool when said with a lot of bad breath.

A loud, profane threat from someone who probably got beaten up by their mom for saying it in the middle of dinner.

A fake warning from a kid who's too scared to actually do it, but still says it like he's the king of the school.

A stupid line said by someone who probably got beat up by their brother for using it in the middle of a game.

A loud, profane threat from someone who's been beaten up so many times they think full smash is a real thing.