I Will Fuck You

A promise that you will be completely destroyed, usually shouted by the guy who just got dumped and is now drunk at the party. It can be silly or it can be a real threat.

When you say this, you mean you're going to take over everything. You're going to mess with people, and you're going to be the main person in the situation.

This means you're going to hurt someone so bad they'll wish they were dead. No mercy. Just pure pain.

A silly way of saying you love someone so much you want to shove a stick up their butt. It's both sweet and gross.

This is the opposite of a breakup. You're in love, you're going to snuggle all day, and you're going to protect their heart.

A message you never plan on sending. It's the kind of message you write in the heat of the moment, but then you delete it.

You had sex with them, but it was so quick and bad they probably want to die. It was just a waste of time.