I will fill your intestines with bees

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you know you’ve had that seafood hangover and you wish you were dead
You just ate 10 oysters and now you’re crying in the bathroom.
Your friend told you it was a good idea to try the crab bisque.
You’re now questioning all of your life choices.
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you’ve been told by a priest that your sins are too big for heaven
You just got excommunicated for eating too much shrimp.
Your mom called you and said the priest is coming over.
You’re now the reason the church is on fire.
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you know you’ve been in a fight with a bee and lost
You tried to swat a bee and now it’s inside your intestine.
You just got stung 20 times in the stomach.
You're now a bee's best friend and worst enemy.
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