I Will Fart Out My Smile

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I’ll let my farts show my grin like I just won a battle and my butt is the trophy.
I just ate three tacos and I’m grinning like I beat up my brother.
I farted during the principal’s speech and I couldn’t stop smiling.
My farts are so loud I think I just yelled my name.
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I’ll use my farts to shine my smile like a dirty sock in a sock drawer.
I farted in class and smiled like I just got a free pizza.
My farts were so bad my teacher asked if I was sick, but I just smiled.
I used my farts to light up my whole room and my smile was the flame.
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I’ll blow my farts out like I just finished a marathon and my butt is the finish line.
I farted so loud the dog ran out of the house and I smiled like I just won a dog race.
I let one rip and my smile came out like a surprise party.
I farted during a Zoom call and my smile made everyone laugh.
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