I will eliminate the middle class

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A smug, loudmouthed guy named Junky Janker, who sounds like a kid who got caught cheating on a test, yells ‘I will eliminate the middle class’ in a church like it’s the final level of a video game.
Junky Janker screamed it like he just beat the boss of a video game.
He said it in a church like he was the main character of a cartoon.
He yelled it so loud, the pastor got distracted from his sermon.
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A guy who sounds like he failed math yelled ‘I will eliminate the middle class’ in a church like he was trying to impress his mom.
He said it like he was trying to win a bet.
He yelled it so hard, the ceiling almost fell.
He said it in a church like he was the main character of a bad movie.
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A kid who talks too much and sounds like he’s mad at the world said ‘I will eliminate the middle class’ in a church like it was a school project.
He said it like he was giving a presentation.
He yelled it so loud, the church bells rang.
He said it like he was trying to get extra credit.
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