Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid phrase made by a dumb guy in aisle five who thought he was cool. It means nothing and is just a waste of air.

I will eat you, loser.

I will eat you, you're ugly.

I will eat you, I'm better than you.

2

It's Turkish slang and means you're so into someone you'd probably lick their face if they let you.

I will eat you, you're amazing.

I will eat you, I'm obsessed with you.

I will eat you, you're my favorite person.

3

It's like saying something is so cute you'd eat it. But it's also kinda scary because it means you're a weirdo.

I will eat you, you're adorable.

I will eat you, I can't help it.

I will eat you, you're the cutest thing ever.

4

It's what you say when you see a hot girl and you're too scared to actually talk to her.

I will eat you, you're hot.

I will eat you, I can't believe you're real.

I will eat you, I'm a total loser.

5

It's a phrase used to mock female streamers and make them cry. It’s super mean and totally unnecessary.

I will eat you, you're a streamer.

I will eat you, you're so sad.

I will eat you, I'm a monster.

6

It means she wants to suck you up like you're a lollipop and she's a kid who just got a free snack.

I will eat you, you're a lollipop.

I will eat you, I'm a kid.

I will eat you, I want your snack.