I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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I call them humans who can't get enough butt pimples and love sitting in dirty toilets.
My math teacher’s butt looks like a war zone.
That kid in homeroom has a butt infection so bad, it's a public service announcement.
I saw my uncle's butt and it was like a crime scene.
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People who think sitting in a pool of their own goo is the best way to spend the day.
She sat in a puddle of pus and called it a spa day.
He showed up to school with a butt infection that could beat a dragon.
My neighbor's butt is so infected, it's got a life of its own.
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Humans who get high on their own butt juice and think it's the most amazing thing ever.
He got so high on his own butt juice, he started talking to the toilet.
That girl’s butt infection is so strong, it smells like a dead raccoon.
My dad’s butt is so infected, it’s got a job.
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