I will bury you

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A promise that you’ll be dead and I’ll be the one digging your grave while everyone else is eating cake.
My cousin said, 'I will bury you' after I ate his last slice of pizza.
My mom told me, 'I will bury you' when I broke her favorite mug.
My brother yelled, 'I will bury you' when I won the video game battle.
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A swear that you’ll be six feet under and I’ll be the one laughing at your funeral.
My friend said, 'I will bury you' when I stole his lunch money.
My dad said, 'I will bury you' after I missed his important meeting.
My teacher said, 'I will bury you' when I drew on the blackboard.
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A promise that you'll be dead and I'll be the one who got the last laugh.
My neighbor said, 'I will bury you' after I let his dog eat his homework.
My sister said, 'I will bury you' when I won the spelling bee.
My dog barked at me like he said, 'I will bury you' when I took his toy.
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