I will American you

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You make someone drink the blood of a gun while they’re high on a bunch of drugs and probably screaming.

My cousin Americaned his friend after he said he wouldn’t vote for Trump.

She Americaned her ex on live TikTok during a Zoom call.

He Americaned his boss on his birthday because he forgot to bring cake.

You force a person to swallow the blood of a rifle while they’re tripping on so many pills they’re seeing double.

They Americaned the mayor during a town hall meeting. It was chaos.

My mom Americaned her coworker after he called her a ‘fatty’.

He Americaned his crush in the middle of a math test.

You make someone drink the blood of a gun while they’re wasted and probably crying.

My brother Americaned his best friend for not showing up to the party.

She Americaned her teacher after he gave her a pop quiz.

He Americaned his pet goldfish because it wouldn’t stop swimming.

You take a person and make them drink the blood of a gun while they’re wasted on drugs and probably laughing.

They Americaned the principal during a school play. It was legendary.

My friend Americaned her brother after he ate her homework.

He Americaned his neighbor because he wouldn’t stop talking.

You make someone drink the blood of an AR-15 while they’re high and probably not thinking straight.

They Americaned the mayor during a live broadcast. It was wild.

My sister Americaned her crush at the mall.

He Americaned his dad after he called him ‘weak’.

You force a person to drink the blood of a rifle while they’re tripping on drugs and probably cussing you out.

They Americaned the president on Twitter during a debate.

My brother Americaned his crush at the prom.

She Americaned her teacher after he gave her a failing grade.