Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you promise to do something but you're actually lying and don't give a crap about what everyone else is doing.

I will go to the store. (Then you watch Netflix all day.)

I will clean my room. (It still looks like a tornado hit it.)

I will eat my veggies. (You threw them at the dog.)

2

A Rastafarian way of saying 'you and me' that makes it look like you're all the same, even though you're all still arguing over who has the best dreadlocks.

I and I are going to the beach. (But you forgot the sunscreen.)

I and I will be one with the ocean. (You fell off the boat.)

I and I are equal. (But you still took the last banana.)

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3

A Rasta term for 'I' or 'me' that's like saying you're not just a person but also a spiritual messiah with a side of confusion.

I and I am the chosen one. (You spilled your coffee.)

I and I own this house. (You're still in the garage.)

I and I are the only ones who matter. (You just got kicked out.)

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4

A Rasta way of saying 'I and I' that's like saying your body is just a shell for your soul, which is also your ex from high school.

I and I am the body and the soul. (You still can't find your keys.)

I and I am one with the universe. (You just yelled at the microwave.)

I and I are eye and I. (You still can't see.)

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5

A Rasta way of saying your body and mind are one with your soul, like you're just a spiritual person who forgot to brush your teeth.

I and I am one with the soul. (You still have braces.)

I and I am in oneness. (You still can't find your phone.)

I and I am the holy. (You still can't find your pants.)

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6

A Rasta term that means God is with you, or you're just delusional and think God is with you because you're high.

I and I am with Jah. (You're just high.)

I and I are holy. (You still can't find your shoes.)

I and I are with God. (You just yelled at the sky.)

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7

Trump's favorite Bible verse, but spelled wrong because he probably read it in a tweet and didn't check the spelling.

I will be like God. (You just fired half the staff.)

I will be great. (You still don't know what 'great' means.)

I will be the best. (You just lost the election.)

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