I Waz Hea

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A fancy way of saying you were here, but you were here so long you might as well have been born here.

I waz hea when the pizza got cold and your mom still wouldn't let you eat it.

I waz hea when the teacher gave you a pop quiz and you failed it twice.

I waz hea when your dog ate your homework and your mom said you were going to fail.

You were here, and you were here loud enough for the whole block to hear you.

I waz hea when you yelled at the bus driver for making you late.

I waz hea when you told your little brother he was a crybaby.

I waz hea when you cursed at the microwave for not heating your food properly.

You were here, and you made sure everyone knew you were here.

I waz hea when you told the whole class your dog had a PhD.

I waz hea when you bragged about your lunch to the principal.

I waz hea when you said your mom was a superhero and your dad was a villain.

You were here, and you were here so much you might have been here forever.

I waz hea when you stayed after school for three days straight.

I waz hea when you watched the same movie six times in one day.

I waz hea when you counted your steps from the classroom to the water fountain and back.

You were here, and you were here so much you could have been a ghost.

I waz hea when you showed up to school on a weekend just to annoy your teacher.

I waz hea when you stayed in the hallway after school just to talk to your friend.

I waz hea when you walked to the store and came back just to say hi.

You were here, and you were here so much the floor might have remembered you.

I waz hea when you sat in the same seat for six years straight.

I waz hea when you walked to school every single day, rain or shine.

I waz hea when you stayed in the classroom after lunch just to eat your snack.