I watched my grandpa say penis

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That day was the worst day ever. I watched my grandpa drop the F-bomb like it was a fire drill.
My grandpa yelled 'penis' so loud, the dog ran out of the house.
He said 'penis' in the grocery store, right in front of the cashier.
He said 'penis' during a church service, and the priest looked confused.
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My grandpa went full idiot that day. He said 'penis' like it was the most normal thing in the world.
He said 'penis' while eating his dinner, and my mom dropped her fork.
He said 'penis' to the mailman, and the mailman walked away slowly.
He said 'penis' in the middle of a movie, and I got a headache.
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That day was legendary. My grandpa said 'penis' so hard, it felt like it was gonna break the sky.
He said 'penis' in the middle of a game, and we all lost.
He said 'penis' during a phone call, and my uncle hung up on him.
He said 'penis' in the bath, and the water turned red from all the yelling.
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