I watch babies sleeping

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The annoying mantra of a creepy old man who stares at babies like they owe him money

I watch babies sleeping because they’re the only ones who don’t judge me

I watch babies sleeping and think about how I wish I could just pass out and never wake up

I watch babies sleeping and wonder if they dream about me

What a creepy old man says when he’s trying to forget he’s still alive

I watch babies sleeping because I don’t want to remember my own face

I watch babies sleeping and think about how I should’ve been a baby

I watch babies sleeping and try not to cry in front of them

The worst kind of hobby for a man who’s too old to be cool

I watch babies sleeping because I have no life

I watch babies sleeping and wonder if they’re mocking me

I watch babies sleeping and hope they’ll grow up to be better than me