I wasn't trying to...

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the lie losers tell after any kind of battle. If you lose, you say 'I wasn't trying.' If you win, you act like you did it just for fun. You're a fraud, and everyone knows it.
'I wasn't trying, I swear!' he said after getting smacked in the face by a fourth grader.
'I wasn't trying, I just woke up like this,' he said after losing a wrestling match to a guy who still had his pants on.
'I wasn't trying, I was just being nice,' he said after getting beaten in a game of COD by a kid who still uses a controller with a banana on it.
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what you say when you're too weak to admit you were trying. You're a spineless piece of garbage who thinks everyone feels sorry for you. You were trying, you were just too much of a coward to show it.
'I wasn't trying, I was just being kind,' he said after getting pummeled in a fight by a guy who still had a snack in his hand.
'I wasn't trying, I was just being polite,' he said after getting beaten in a wrestling match by a guy who still had his shoes on.
'I wasn't trying, I was just being smart,' he said after getting destroyed in a game of COD by a guy who still uses a keyboard.
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