I wasn't born yesterday

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You tell someone they're an idiot for thinking you're stupid and don't know what you're doing.

'I wasn't born yesterday' he said, staring at the kid who tried to explain how to tie his shoes.

'I wasn't born yesterday' she shouted at the guy who told her how to live her life.

'I wasn't born yesterday' he said, because the guy tried to tell him how to breathe.

You tell someone to shut up because you know what you're doing and don't need their stupid advice.

'I wasn't born yesterday' she said, because her friend kept telling her how to fail at life.

'I wasn't born yesterday' he told his mom, who kept telling him how to be a failure.

'I wasn't born yesterday' he said, because the teacher kept telling him how to be a student.

You tell someone you're not a brainless idiot who needs help to do simple things.

'I wasn't born yesterday' he said, because his dad tried to teach him how to walk.

'I wasn't born yesterday' she said, because her friend tried to teach her how to be a person.

'I wasn't born yesterday' he said, because the guy tried to explain how to exist.