I was sleep

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They’re full of crap. They didn’t sleep, they were scrolling through Instagram like a damn idiot.

Bro, you said you was sleep? I saw you like 5 minutes ago laughing at a meme.

You said you was sleep? I just texted you 10 times and you replied with a cat video.

You said you was sleep? I saw you eating pizza at 2 in the morning.

Go to bed. Shut your eyes. Stop being a dumbass.

My mom said, ‘Go to sleep.’ I said, ‘I’m not dumb.’

I went to bed. My brain stayed up. That’s why I’m tired.

I closed my eyes. My brain went on Facebook. Now I’m confused.

Sleep is like the best thing ever. You love it when you’re old. You hate it when you’re a kid. But on Facebook, people just post dumb stuff about it.

My sleep post got 2 likes. My cat got 100.

I posted about my sleep. My friend said, ‘That’s not a real post.’

I posted about sleep. My mom said, ‘You’re just tired.’

If someone sends you this, they want to talk. You are the dumbest person on Earth.

My friend sent me ‘I was sleep’ and I thought he was being funny. He just wanted to talk.

I got ‘I was sleep’ and thought it was a joke. He said, ‘I want to talk.’

I got that message and said, ‘You’re the dumbest.’ He said, ‘No, you’re the dumbest.’

Me too. It’s 3 in the morning. I’m writing this. You’re probably doing the same. Good night, you idiot.

It’s 3 am, I’m still up. I’m writing this. You’re probably doing the same.

I’m writing this at 3 in the morning. You’re probably doing the same.

I said, ‘I was sleep.’ I’m actually writing this at 3 in the morning. You’re probably doing the same.

I haven’t slept in weeks. I’m like a zombie. I need sleep more than I need food.

I’m so tired I can’t even think straight. I need sleep more than I need breakfast.

I haven’t slept in weeks. I look like a ghost.

I’m so sleep-deprived I could eat a whole pizza and still be tired.

You say that when you don’t want to answer a question. You’re just being lazy.

He said, ‘I was sleep.’ I said, ‘You’re just being lazy.’

She said, ‘I was sleep.’ I said, ‘You’re just not answering.’

He said, ‘I was sleep.’ I said, ‘You’re being a coward.’