I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood

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A guy from Japan dies because a bus smashes him while he tries to save some lady. He comes back black in Gary, raised by a poor family in the hood. His dad left him, got killed in a gang fight, and now he’s out here selling drugs and trying to kill the biggest drug lord in the neighborhood.
I died in Japan, came back as a Negro, now I’m popping pills and robbing 7-Eleven.
My dad got shot in a hood fight, now I’m out here making sure the kingpin pays.
I used to be a salary man, now I’m a drug dealer with a side of magic.
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This dude was born in Japan, got hit by a bus, then woke up in Gary as a black kid. His dad left him, got killed in a gang war, and now he’s selling drugs, doing drive-bys, and fighting baby mamas like it’s a video game.
I went from Japan to the hood, now I’m popping pills and robbing stores.
My dad got killed in a hood war, so I’m out here selling drugs and killing people.
I used to work a 9-to-5, now I’m in the middle of a drug war.
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This guy was hit by a bus in Japan, came back black in Gary, raised in the hood by poor parents. His dad left, got killed in a gang fight, and now he’s selling drugs, doing drive-bys, and fighting baby mamas like it’s his full-time job.
I died in Japan, came back as a Negro, now I’m selling drugs and fighting baby mamas.
My dad was killed in a gang war, so now I’m out here slaying people.
I used to be a salary man, now I’m a drug dealer with a side of magic.
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