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I said. Used when you're telling a story and you're too lazy to actually remember what you said, but you want people to think you're dramatic.
I was like, 'This pizza is the worst ever,' but it was just a bit burnt.
I was like, 'I could’ve been a rockstar,' but I just failed a math test.
I was like, 'This is the end of the world,' but my dog ate my homework.
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A phrase Lincoln University’s baseball team uses when they’re too dumb to understand why people laugh at them.
I was like, 'This game is rigged,' but we lost 12-0.
I was like, 'We’re gonna win,' but we got swept 3-0.
I was like, 'This is the best team ever,' but we got beaten by a middle school.
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Teenagers say this instead of 'I said' because they think it makes them sound cool and not like a complete idiot.
I was like, 'This party is the best ever,' but I just drank three sodas.
I was like, 'I’m gonna be rich,' but I still don’t have a job.
I was like, 'I’m the next big thing,' but I failed algebra.
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Used by people who think they're telling a story, but it’s really just a bunch of nonsense.
I was like, 'This is the most important moment of my life,' but I was just late to class.
I was like, 'I'm gonna change the world,' but I still don't know how to do my taxes.
I was like, 'This is destiny,' but I just spilled my juice.
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You want something bad. Or you don’t care what happens because you're too lazy to even think.
I was like, 'I’ll eat anything,' but I just had a sandwich.
I was like, 'I don’t care,' but I just got yelled at by my mom.
I was like, 'I’m gonna win,' but I failed the test.
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Used by annoying people who think their tiny problems are huge and they want everyone to know about it.
I was like, 'This is the worst day ever,' but I just got a B on my test.
I was like, 'I’m the most important person here,' but no one noticed.
I was like, 'This is the end of my life,' but I just forgot my lunch.
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Used when you say something like, 'Just because,' but you’re too lazy to explain why.
I was like, 'Just because,' but I actually had a good reason.
I was like, 'Just because,' but I was just tired.
I was like, 'Just because,' but I just failed my test.
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