Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your laugh sounds like a kid who just got kicked out of a candy store and ran into a clown.

You said you were kidding, but your laugh was louder than my mom's scream when she saw my report card.

Your laugh was like a kid who just found out they have to eat vegetables for the rest of their lives.

You laughed so hard you made my neighbor's dog cry.

2

You searched this to make someone's day worse with a mug that says 'I Fuck Kids' and a middle finger.

You found this definition just to torment your crush with that cursed mug.

You looked this up to annoy your brother with that 'I Fuck Kids' mug and a side of sarcasm.

You searched this just to make your teacher’s day worse with that 'I Fuck Kids' mug.

3

You eat kids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

You told me you were kidding, but I know you actually eat kids for dinner.

You said you were kidding, but I saw your lunch bag full of kid snacks.

You said you were kidding, but I saw you eating a kid in the cafeteria.

4

Makenzee is just a fancy way of saying 'I was kidding.'

Makenzee is when you tell a joke and then realize it was just a joke.

Makenzee is when you say something crazy and then say you were just kidding.

Makenzee is when you make a joke and then get confused why people are laughing.

5

You love kids so much you even say you were kidding about eating them.

You said you were kidding about eating kids, but I still don't trust you.

You say you were kidding about eating kids, but I saw you hiding a kid in your backpack.

You say you were kidding about eating kids, but I know you just ate one for breakfast.

6

This is like an old-timey way of saying 'just kidding.' It's like a fancy version of 'jk d00000d.'

You said 'I was kidding' like it was from a Shakespeare play.

You said 'I was kidding' like you were in a fancy movie.

You said 'I was kidding' like you were a knight from a medieval story.

7

This is a common thing guys who wear wifebeaters say when they’re being fake.

Guys who wear wifebeaters say 'I was kidding' like it’s their job.

Guys who wear wifebeaters say 'I was kidding' when they know they're being fake.

Guys who wear wifebeaters say 'I was kidding' like they’re lying to save their lives.