I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

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The fake excuse you use when your boss catches you slacking off and you're too proud to admit you're just lazy.
'I was just talking to Mr. Thompson about my dog's death.'
'I was just talking to Mrs. Lee about my sister's divorce.'
'I was just talking to Chef Ramirez about why the lasagna tasted like sadness.'
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The lie you tell when you're too embarrassed to say you were gaming or watching cat videos instead of working.
'I was just talking to Mr. Johnson about my ex's new beard.'
'I was just talking to Ms. Patel about my cat's tragic betrayal.'
'I was just talking to Principal Smith about why the cafeteria meat is a crime.'
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The story you make up when you know your boss is about to throw a fit and you want to save your dignity.
'I was just talking to Mr. Davis about my dog's new obsession with my neighbor's goldfish.'
'I was just talking to Mrs. Green about my brother's very serious feud with the mailman.'
'I was just talking to Mr. Franklin about why the coffee machine is out to get me.'
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