I was just making a comment, Marguerite

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What you say when you dropped a bomb and now you're trying to act like you're not the one who started the war.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who brought up your ex’s face in the toilet.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who called my mom a cheeseburger.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who said my hair looks like a raccoon in a trash can.

The excuse you use when you said something so gross it should be illegal and now you're trying to weasel out of it.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who said my lunch was like a dead fish in a swamp.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who called my face a pizza with no cheese.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who said I smell like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for ten years.

What you say when you're too much of a coward to take the blame and you're trying to shift it all on someone else.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who said I’m the worst dancer in the history of bad dance.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who called my voice like a goat that’s been screaming for a week.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite. You’re the one who said I look like a hot dog that got run over by a truck.