Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What people say when they're too lazy to take blame and hope no one checks the security cameras.

'I was joking!' he yelled as the principal walked in.

'I was joking!' she said, then got suspended.

'I was joking!' he said, then got expelled.

2

When you say 'I joke' instead of 'I was only joking' because you're too lazy to finish the sentence.

'I joke,' he said, then added, 'I swear.'

'I joke,' she said, then cried.

'I joke,' he said, then got a detention.

3

A meme page that used to be funny but now just posts memes about how it used to be funny and how it's still kind of funny.

'I was joking!' the page said, then posted a meme about being funny.

The page posted a meme about how it's not funny anymore, then posted a meme about how it's still kind of funny.

The page posted a meme that said, 'I was joking about being funny.'

4

What you say to the principal when you typed 'download hentai free' on the school computer, and you're too embarrassed to explain it.

'I was joking!' he said, then ran out of the office.

'I was joking!' she said, then got grounded for a week.

'I was joking!' he said, then got a virus on his laptop.

5

The final proof that everyone thinks your joke is the best joke ever, even though it's clearly not a joke at all.

'I was joking!' he said, then everyone clapped.

'I was joking!' she said, then everyone laughed.

'I was joking!' he said, then everyone took a picture of him.

6

A phrase used by a youtuber who got cursed by a hacker who wrote a BLOODY POEM in his comments when he asked for a joke instead of a poem.

'I was joking!' he said, then the hacker wrote a poem about his face.

'I was joking!' he said, then got a comment that said, 'I hate you.'

'I was joking!' he said, then the hacker wrote a poem that made him cry.

7

A phrase used by a youtuber who got cursed by a hacker who wrote a BLOODY POEM in his comments when he asked for a joke instead of a poem.

'I said a joke not a poem!' he said, then the hacker wrote a poem about his face.

'I said a joke not a poem!' he said, then got a comment that said, 'I hate you.'

'I said a joke not a poem!' he said, then the hacker wrote a poem that made him cry.