Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud yell of agony, like you just got hit by a truck and your soul is screaming in the back of your head.

My tooth was so broken I could feel it dying.

I saw a cat get run over and I screamed like I was dying too.

My mom told me I was ugly and I yelled like I had been stabbed.

2

You're not fat, you're not weak, you're just lazy and you think you're tough.

He said he was tough, but he couldn't even carry my backpack.

She tried to flex but looked like a deflated balloon.

He bragged about being strong but got winded running to the store.

3

The worst comment ever, like someone tried to be cool but failed so hard they deserved to be eaten by a snake.

She posted a picture and 20 people said the same stupid thing.

He posted a selfie and got 100 comments of the same dumb phrase.

They all said the same thing and it was so annoying it made me cry.

4

A fake question people use to pretend they're special, even though they're just trying to be noticed.

He asked, 'Am I the only one who thinks this is stupid?' and no one answered.

She posted a question and no one even cared.

He asked the question and everyone just rolled their eyes.

5

What a stupid guy says to his girlfriend when he wants to get her pregnant and doesn’t care about using a condom.

He said, 'I don’t need a condom, I just need to get her pregnant.'

He told his girlfriend, 'I don’t care if you get pregnant, I just want you to look at me.'

He said, 'I don’t need protection, I just need to make sure you get pregnant.'

6

A fancy way of saying you're going to do something nice for someone else, and they're going to do something nice for you back.

He gave me a gift and I gave him a gift back.

She helped me and I helped her in return.

He did something cool and I did something cool for him.

7

A super cool line from Walter White, like he just took over the world and no one can stop him.

He said it like he owned the whole city.

He said it and everyone was scared.

He said it and no one even tried to fight him.