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I was gonna be your best friend forever until you turned into a giant cockroach and ran away screaming.
I was gonna stay with you forever, but you turned into a cockroach and ran away.
I was gonna be your best friend until you ruined it with your cockroach face.
I was gonna stick with you, but you became a cockroach and ran like a coward.
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You try to correct me, and I say 'I was gonna' to tell you I was about to say something way worse than what I actually said.
You corrected me, and I said, 'I was gonna call you a giant cockroach.'
You said I was wrong, so I said, 'I was gonna throw my lunch at you.'
You corrected me, and I said, 'I was gonna tell you I hate your face.'
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When someone interrupts you, you say 'I was gonna' and then you finish your sentence with more rage.
He interrupted me, so I said, 'I was gonna call you a cockroach.'
She cut me off, so I said, 'I was gonna tell you I hate your hair.'
He talked over me, and I said, 'I was gonna throw my shoe at you.'
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You say 'I was gonna' before you tell the truth, but sometimes you lie and it’s so bad it makes the truth look good.
I was gonna tell you the truth, but I lied and said you were a cockroach.
I was gonna say I love you, but I lied and said you were a giant cockroach.
I was gonna tell the truth, but I lied and said I hate your face.
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Mrs. Perkins gives you a look so scary, it’s like she’s gonna eat you alive. That look is called 'I was gonna.'
Mrs. Perkins looked at me like she was gonna eat me.
She gave me that look, and I knew I was gonna get detention.
She gave me that look, and I knew I was gonna fail math.
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You say 'I was gonna' when you're thinking too much, like your brain is exploding and you're barely holding it together.
I was gonna say something, but my brain exploded.
I was gonna tell you the truth, but my brain was too busy exploding.
I was gonna say I love you, but my brain turned into a cockroach.
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You say 'I was gonna' before you say something, and it’s like you're trying to calm your brain down before you speak.
I was gonna say I love you, but my brain was screaming.
I was gonna tell you the truth, but my brain was too busy being a cockroach.
I was gonna say something, but my brain was trying to run away.
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