I was FUCKING safe!

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The cry of a man who thought he was untouchable until the world decided to punch him in the face
I was FUCKING safe! I had 3 outs and a full count!
I was FUCKING safe! The ball was clearly outside the line!
I was FUCKING safe! I had a 99% chance of winning!
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What a player says when the universe conspires against him just to prove a point
I was FUCKING safe! The umpire was blind!
I was FUCKING safe! The ball was like a loaf of bread!
I was FUCKING safe! I could’ve walked home if I wanted!
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The last words of a man who just got betrayed by the game he loved
I was FUCKING safe! I had a perfect swing!
I was FUCKING safe! The ball was in the dirt!
I was FUCKING safe! I had 2 outs and a full count!
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