Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you're a total mess and never actually got ready.

'I was born ready', like I didn’t spend 20 minutes picking out my shirt.

'I was born ready', I still haven’t brushed my teeth.

'I was born ready', I wore pajamas to work and no one said anything.

2

A lie you tell to avoid doing anything you don’t want to do.

'I was born ready', so you skipped the meeting and went to the mall.

'I was born ready', you said it and then watched 3 hours of TikTok.

'I was born ready', you said it and then ate a whole pizza.

3

A way of saying you’re a bad person who never does their chores.

'I was born ready', you forgot your homework and still said it.

'I was born ready', you didn’t clean your room and you said it.

'I was born ready', you said it and your mom yelled at you.

4

A way of saying you don’t care about anything and just want to be famous.

'I was born ready', you said it and posted it on Instagram.

'I was born ready', you said it and your friends laughed at you.

'I was born ready', you said it and no one believed you.

5

A way of saying you think you’re better than everyone else.

'I was born ready', you said it and your brother said, 'No you weren’t.'

'I was born ready', you said it and your teacher said, 'You were born lazy.'

'I was born ready', you said it and your dog rolled over.

6

A way of saying you’re too dumb to know what being ready means.

'I was born ready', you said it and your brain is still working on it.

'I was born ready', you said it and you still didn’t know what to wear.

'I was born ready', you said it and you still don’t know how to tie your shoes.