I was born fat!

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You yell this at someone who thinks they're funny for saying you're fat like it's some kind of compliment.

My gym buddy said I looked like a fried chicken. I told him I was born fat and he looked like a sad toaster.

My mom called me fat again. I said I was born fat and she said she was born loud.

My crush said I was cute but I told him I was born fat and he left.

You say it to someone who acts like they're giving you a compliment when they're just being a bully.

My teacher said I was fat and I told her I was born fat and she got sent to the principal's office.

My friend said I was fat and I told him I was born fat and he had to do 20 push-ups.

My dad said I was fat and I told him I was born fat and he said I was born lazy too.

You say it when someone tries to be nice but it just sounds like they're mocking you.

My crush said I was adorable but I said I was born fat and he ran away.

My friend said I was just chubby and I said I was born fat and he said I was born dramatic.

My mom said I was just a little heavy and I said I was born fat and she said I was born stubborn.