i was at the hospital actually

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You were really at the hospital, probably because your lungs were full of snot and you looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
I was at the hospital actually, I looked like I had been dragged through a mud pit.
I was at the hospital actually, I had a chest infection and my lungs were on strike.
I was at the hospital actually, I was coughing so hard I thought I was going to explode.
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You were actually in the hospital, most likely because you were wheezing like a dying duck and your doctor was tired of your whining.
I was at the hospital actually, my doctor said I was a pain in the ass.
I was at the hospital actually, I was wheezing like I was running from a bear.
I was at the hospital actually, I was coughing so much my face turned red.
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You were really at the hospital, probably because your chest was on fire and you were too lazy to call a doctor.
I was at the hospital actually, my chest felt like it was being attacked by a flamingo.
I was at the hospital actually, I was too lazy to take medicine.
I was at the hospital actually, I had a chest infection and I was too tired to move.
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