I was all

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A stupid way to say you were talking in a conversation. Usually followed by someone else being all ‘no way’ or ‘you’re full of crap’.
I was all, ‘I’m the king of the world!’ and he was all, ‘you’re a dumbass’
I was all, ‘I’m rich,’ and she was all, ‘you’re broke’
I was all, ‘I’m gonna win,’ and he was all, ‘you’re gonna lose’
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I Do All is a fake YouTuber with a hundred million followers. He’s a fraud, but he’s rich and says his dad is PewDiePie, which is totally false.
‘Subscribe to I Do All,’ he said, ‘I’m gonna be rich one day.’ I said, ‘you’re a fraud.’
He said, ‘I’m gonna beat PewDiePie.’ I said, ‘you’re a fake.’
He said, ‘I’m the best.’ I said, ‘you’re the worst.’
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A stupid Mii with huge eyes, glasses that look like they’re gonna fall off, a unibrow, and an afro that looks like it was painted on. It’s the worst Mii ever.
That Mii looks like my uncle after he drank six beers.
I saw that Mii and I almost threw up.
That Mii is so ugly, it made my dog cry.
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A guy who has a ton of girls. He’s like a king with a harem. You want to be him? Good luck.
He has a ton of hunnies. I have one hunnie and she’s ugly.
He’s got 100 hunnies. I got one and she left me.
He’s got all the girls. I got none and I’m sad.
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You were totally head over heels for her. Like, you would have died for her. You were that in love.
I was all for her. I would have died for her.
I was all over her like a rash. She was my everything.
I was all in love. I was like, ‘I’d marry her in the middle of the street.’
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You want a fight. You want to get beat up. You’re ready to throw down.
You were all, ‘bring it on’ and I brought a bat.
You were all, ‘I’m ready’ and I had a whole team.
You were all, ‘let’s go’ and I was sleeping.
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The perfect song to listen to when you’re lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and your life is totally over.
I listened to it while I cried in bed.
I fell asleep to it and woke up in a different dimension.
I listened to it and forgot my name.
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