I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

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I wanted to never have to deal with nooky again when I was sixteen

My mom said I had a crush on the mailman

I thought I was going to be a dad at fourteen

I told my teacher I didn’t want to be a father by twenty

At sixteen I wanted to cut off my sperm forever

I said I’d rather die than have kids

I told my brother I’d take his place in the army

I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo instead of a baby

I was sixteen and I wanted my balls to be sealed for good

I cried in the bathroom during lunch

I told my crush I’d rather get a dog

I begged my mom to let me take a vasectomy