Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I want to punch you so hard your teeth will fly out of your mouth

Your mom just texted me and said you stole her coffee.

You said my essay was 'okay' and I lost my mind.

You called my haircut 'a disaster' in front of my friends.

2

If you weren't my friend, I'd beat you up for this

You told my crush I was a 'total dork' in front of everyone.

You took my last donut and didn't even say thank you.

You said my math test was 'so bad it hurt'.

3

I would tie you up and kick you until you cried like a baby

You made fun of my TikTok dance in front of my crush.

You said my laugh was 'annoying' during lunch.

You told my teacher I cheated on my quiz.

4

I want to throw you out the window like a trash bag

You told my mom I didn't do my homework.

You said my shoes were 'so ugly they hurt' during recess.

You posted a meme about my bad day on Instagram.

5

I want to sit on your face until you beg me to stop

You said my hair looked like a raccoon attacked it.

You told my crush I was 'not cool' at the party.

You posted a picture of me eating pizza at 2 a. m.

6

I would put you in a blender and turn it on high

You said my science project was 'the worst ever' in front of my class.

You called my mom 'a total mess' during dinner.

You took my last slice of pizza and didn't even say thank you.