i want to sleep

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A college student’s way of telling the world they are too tired to care and might die if they don’t get zzzs soon.
I want to sleep before my brain explodes.
I want to sleep because my professor is a monster.
I want to sleep or I’ll fail this class.
2
A college student’s excuse for not doing anything, ever.
I want to sleep instead of studying.
I want to sleep because I’m too lazy to live.
I want to sleep or I’ll never graduate.
3
A college student’s way of saying they’re too pooped to move and might turn into a couch.
I want to sleep because I’ve been up for 3 days.
I want to sleep or I’ll turn into a zombie.
I want to sleep and forget this class exists.
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