I want to shit my pants

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When you're so confused and scared you'd rather poop your pants than try to figure it out.
I saw the math test and I thought, I want to shit my pants.
My mom asked me to clean my room and I said, I want to shit my pants.
The teacher announced a pop quiz and I just wanted to shit my pants.
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A way of saying you're so nervous you'd rather explode like a diaper than deal with whatever's coming.
Before the big presentation, I told my friend I want to shit my pants.
He saw the principal and immediately said, I want to shit my pants.
I got called to the office and I was like, I want to shit my pants.
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When you're so frustrated and tired you'd rather poop your pants than keep going.
After that long day at work, I just wanted to shit my pants.
I finished my homework and I said, I want to shit my pants.
After the third fight with my brother, I wanted to shit my pants.
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A phrase you yell when something is so stupid you'd rather defecate in your pants than think about it anymore.
I saw that question and I shouted, I want to shit my pants!
My friend told me that joke and I said, I want to shit my pants.
He did the worst prank ever and I yelled, I want to shit my pants!
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When you're so embarrassed you'd rather poop your pants than face the world.
I tripped in front of the whole class and I wanted to shit my pants.
My crush saw me eat a whole pizza and I wanted to shit my pants.
I spilled my drink on my teacher and I wanted to shit my pants.
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A way to say you're so angry you'd rather poop your pants than keep fighting.
He called me a f***ing idiot and I wanted to shit my pants.
My sister took my favorite toy and I wanted to shit my pants.
I got in a huge argument and I just wanted to shit my pants.
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