Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying I want to die right here and now

I Want To Move To Slough

Slough is the only place I'd rather be dead

If I move to Slough, I won't be coming back

2

I want to live in Slough so bad I might just punch my own face

Slough is better than my life right now

If I don't move to Slough, I'll cry

Slough is the only thing keeping me from giving up

3

I want to move to Slough so bad I'd rather be stuck in a ditch than live here

I'd rather be in a ditch than stay here

Slough is the only escape I have

If I don't move to Slough, I'll scream

4

I want to move to Slough so bad I'm thinking about stealing a donut and running

I'm stealing a donut and running to Slough

If I don't move to Slough, I'll eat the donut and still be sad

Slough is the only thing that can save me from this donut

5

I want to move to Slough so bad I'm thinking about giving up on life and just moving there

Slough is the only thing I have left

If I don't move to Slough, I'll give up on life

Slough is the last hope I have

6

I want to move to Slough so bad I'd rather be stuck in a traffic jam than live here

I'd rather be stuck in traffic than live here

Slough is better than my life right now

If I don't move to Slough, I'll just sit in traffic forever