I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I’d lick your butt like it was a lollipop while you exploded a fart so strong it could knock down a wall

You’re my dream girl and I’d do that while you were farting in a crowded subway

I’d lick your shitter and you’d fart so much it’d make the whole class laugh

I’d eat your poop and you’d fart like a dragon in the middle of a dance party

You’re my favorite person and I’d lick your butt while you let out a fart that smelled like rotten eggs

I’d stick my tongue in your butt while you farted so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood

You’re so smitten I’d eat your butt while you farted like a goat in a barn

I’d stick my tongue up your butt while you let out a fart that could clear a room

You’re the love of my life and I’d lick your shitter while you farted so bad it made everyone cry