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A song so cheesy it could make a goat cry. It’s like the love letter of a middle-aged man who still thinks he’s cool.
My ex texted me this song and said, 'I still love you.' I replied, 'You’re still a loser.'
My uncle plays this song every Friday. I pretend to be asleep.
My mom said this song is the reason she married my dad. I don’t believe her.