I Want to Know What Love Is

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A song so cheesy it could make a goat cry. It’s like the love letter of a middle-aged man who still thinks he’s cool.
My ex texted me this song and said, 'I still love you.' I replied, 'You’re still a loser.'
My uncle plays this song every Friday. I pretend to be asleep.
My mom said this song is the reason she married my dad. I don’t believe her.
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A song so bad it should be banned. It's like the music of a broken heart that also has a PhD.
My teacher forced us to listen to this song. I fell asleep and got detention.
My cousin said this song is the reason he can't dance anymore. I laughed so hard I cried.
My dog started barking during this song. I think he hates it.
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A song so overrated it could make a superhero cry. It's the sound of a man screaming into a pillow and hoping someone hears him.
My friend texted me this song and said, 'I still love you.' I said, 'You're still a weirdo.'
My brother plays this song every time he breaks up with a girl. It's like a ritual.
My grandma said this song is the reason she still thinks she's young. I don't believe her.
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