I Want To Fight Someone

My cousin took my last slice of pizza and I’m already halfway to a punch

This guy cut me off in traffic and I’m thinking about his face getting a front-row seat to my rage

My best friend told my crush I was a loser and now I want to fight them both

My math teacher gave me a pop quiz and I’m thinking about making him eat it

My little brother told my mom my secret and now I want to fight him

This guy said my dog was ugly and I’m not letting that slide

My neighbor’s dog pooped on my lawn and I’m ready to fight him

My sister said I was the worst at hide and seek and now I’m angry

My friend laughed at my failed science experiment and now I want to fight them

My brother said I was the worst at video games and now I’m mad

My teacher gave me a detention and I want to fight her

My friend forgot my birthday and now I’m thinking about fighting them

My mom said I was messy and now I want to fight her

My friend kept interrupting me and I’m ready to punch them

My neighbor’s loud music woke me up and now I want to fight him

My friend ate my last chip and now I want to fight them

My teacher called me lazy and I’m ready to fight her

My little brother took my spot in line and now I want to punch him