Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When life hits you like a brick and you just want to curl up and never come out again.

I want to die because my math test was harder than my ex.

I want to die because my mom made me eat 10 pieces of broccoli.

I want to die because my dog ate my homework.

2

When you’re so tired of being alive that you wish you could just vanish like a ghost.

I want to die because my teacher gave me 100 homework problems.

I want to die because my little brother keeps stealing my snacks.

I want to die because my dog ate my math homework again.

3

When you’re so exhausted that you just want to fall into a hole and never come out.

I want to die because my mom made me clean my room.

I want to die because my dog just peed on my bed.

I want to die because my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

4

When you’re so mad that you wish you could just explode like a firework and die.

I want to die because my mom made me eat my veggies.

I want to die because my dog ate my math homework again.

I want to die because my teacher is the meanest person on Earth.

5

When you’re so sad that you just want to hide under a blanket and never come out.

I want to die because my best friend moved away.

I want to die because I failed my math test.

I want to die because my dog is the worst.

6

When you’re so tired that you just want to fall asleep and never wake up.

I want to die because I have to go to school tomorrow.

I want to die because my mom made me do chores.

I want to die because my dog ate my lunch.

7

When you’re so fed up that you just want to punch life in the face and walk away.

I want to die because my math test was the hardest ever.

I want to die because I have to clean my room again.

I want to die because my dog just peed on my bed again.