I want to commit genocide

I want to commit genocide because my cousin tried to explain the internet to a goldfish

I want to commit genocide after watching a toddler lose a bet to a robot

I want to commit genocide because my teacher said 'literature' is just 'books' spelled wrong

I want to commit genocide because my friend tried to fight a toaster

I want to commit genocide after seeing a kid argue with a chicken

I want to commit genocide because my mom thinks TikTok is a disease

I want to commit genocide because my neighbor tried to start a war with a dog

I want to commit genocide after my brother said 'math is just counting backwards'

I want to commit genocide because my dad thinks a pizza is a sandwich