I want to commit die

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This is when someone is so annoyed by you that they wish you were already dead and in heaven with god.

My cousin said this after I tried to explain why the sky is blue like it was a conspiracy.

My teacher said this after I asked for extra credit by doing a TikTok dance.

My mom said this after I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

This is when someone is so mad at you they think god should take you instead of them.

My friend said this after I accidentally texted her ex.

My brother said this after I told him his dog was ugly.

My uncle said this after I called his job a 'dumpster fire.'

This is when someone is so fed up with you they’d rather die than deal with you anymore.

My neighbor said this after I played my guitar at 3 a. m.

My sister said this after I told her her hair looked like a raccoon.

My dad said this after I failed my math test and blamed the calculator.