i want to burst

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when your girlfriend is getting laid by every single person in the room.
My ex said I want to burst because my girlfriend was with five guys at the party.
He texted me, 'You want to burst? Your girlfriend is on a date with my dad.'
She DM'd me, 'You want to burst? My best friend is dating your brother.'
2
when your girlfriend is cheating so hard it feels like she’s doing a dance number.
My friend said, 'You want to burst because your girlfriend is cheating with your teacher.'
He tweeted, 'I want to burst because my girlfriend is with my mom's boyfriend.'
She sent me a message: 'You want to burst? My sister is dating your best friend.'
3
when your girlfriend has more boyfriends than you have friends.
He said, 'I want to burst because my girlfriend has a boyfriend and a crush on my brother.'
She texted me, 'You want to burst? My girlfriend is dating my ex.'
He posted, 'I want to burst. My girlfriend is with my coworker and my neighbor.'
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