I Want to be Your Canary

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The most stupid play ever! A princess gets all worked up over a peasant, then gets stabbed by him because the king was in the way.

My history teacher said this play was worse than my lunch.

I asked my mom if the princess was a moron and she said yes.

My dog watched this play and fell asleep mid-act.

A play so bad it should be banned! A princess falls for a peasant, the peasant kills the king, and then the princess dies for no reason.

My brother said this play was like watching a bad movie on a broken TV.

I tried to write a better ending and failed.

My teacher made us read this and I cried.

A play that makes no sense! A princess loves a peasant, the peasant kills the king, and then the princess dies because she was stupid.

My friend said this play was like a bad dream.

I tried to explain this to my dog and he ran away.

My mom said the princess was a lost cause.