I want to be your backdoor man

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Trying to shove your junk into someone else's junk while they're still attached to their main lover.

My cousin tried to be my backdoor man while I was still dating his sister. It didn’t end well.

He said he’d be my backdoor man if I let him borrow my car. I said no.

My backdoor man wanted to be my main man. I told him to pick a side.

Being the guy who sneaks in while the main man is busy doing his thing.

I was the backdoor man while my buddy was trying to seduce his boss. I got the job.

My backdoor man showed up during my first date. I left.

She had three backdoor men. I was the fourth. I got the best part.

You're the guy who tries to take the main man's spot by doing the main man's job.

I was the backdoor man for my brother’s girlfriend. He didn’t even notice until she left him for me.

My backdoor man took my wife while I was at work. I came home and he was still there.

I was the backdoor man and I got the best part of the relationship.

You're the side dish when the main dish is still on the table.

I was the backdoor man for my best friend. He never saw me coming.

My backdoor man was so good, my main man left me for him.

She had a backdoor man and a main man. I was the appetizer.

You're the guy who shows up when the main guy is busy getting it on.

I was the backdoor man because I showed up when the main man was busy getting it on.

My backdoor man came in while I was getting it on with my boss. I got fired.

She had a main man and a backdoor man. I was the third wheel.

You're the backup plan when the main plan is not working.

My backdoor man was my backup plan when my main man was busy with his main man.

She had a main man and a backup plan. I was the backup plan.

I was the backup plan. I got the main part.