i want to be in love

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A song by some band called Foreigner. It’s so bad it makes your teeth hurt, but you still sing it in the shower like it’s some kind of love letter from the universe.
Hey, I just heard 'I Want to Be in Love' again. My shower just got a divorce.
My mom plays that song every morning. I’m half-dead.
That song is so bad, it’s like a love letter from hell.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A girl’s way of saying she wants your money and your attention, but she’s too polite to just take it from you.
She says she wants to be in love, but I know she just wants my wallet.
I think she’s in love with me, or maybe just my credit card.
That girl’s not in love. She’s just looking for a free meal.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When all your friends have a girlfriend, but you’re still stuck with your mom. You want to be out partying, but you’re just sitting there eating cereal at 1 AM.
My friends are all in love. I’m just eating cereal at midnight.
They’re all dating. I’m still stuck with my mom and her weird coffee.
They’re all out having fun. I’m here, crying over a bowl of cereal.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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