1 I want you to be so happy you’ll explode like a piñata full of glitter and regret Expand I want spermI want you to be happyI want you to be so happy you'll laugh until you cry + Examples
2 I want you to be happy, or I’ll make your life a living hell Expand I want spermI want you to be happyIf you don’t be happy, I’ll throw your socks in the toilet + Examples
3 I want you to be happy, like you just won the lottery and ate a whole pizza Expand I want spermI want you to be happyI want you to be happy like you just got a dog and a raise + Examples