i want nice things

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Means you like stuff that shines and costs a lot, and you don't care if others are broke.
I want a Lamborghini, not a bus.
My cousin has a pet goat. I want a gold-plated parrot.
I saw a pizza that cost $50. I want that one.
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Means you’d rather have a diamond than a doorknob, and you’d laugh at someone who has neither.
I want a mansion. My friend has a garage. I’m winning.
I saw a kid eat a burger for lunch. I want a whole restaurant.
My mom says I need to save money. I say, 'No, I need a spaceship.'
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Means you like fancy stuff and would punch someone in the face if they said it wasn’t cool.
I want a car that sounds like a jet engine. My dad’s car is a trash can.
I saw a cake that cost $100. I want that cake.
My teacher said I should buy a used phone. I said, 'No, I want a phone that shines.'
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Means you like expensive stuff and would cry if you had to wear a shirt with holes.
I want a house with a pool. My neighbor has a pool. I want his house.
I saw a kid eat cereal for breakfast. I want a whole buffet.
My mom says I need a job. I say, 'No, I need a billion dollars.'
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Means you want stuff that looks good and costs a lot, and you’d rather be broke than basic.
I want a watch that costs more than my dad’s salary.
I saw a kid wear a hoodie. I want a fur coat.
I want a car that sounds like a dragon. My dad’s car is a dinosaur.
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Means you’d rather have a necklace made of diamonds than a necklace made of string, and you’d laugh at someone who has neither.
I want a car that costs more than my mom’s paycheck.
I saw a kid eat a sandwich. I want a whole food truck.
I want a house with a pool. My friend has a pond. I want a lake.
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