i want money

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You want cash so bad you’d sell your grandpa’s bones for a five-dollar bill.

I want money so I can buy snacks and not feel like a broke loser.

I want money so I can eat and not look like a hungry dog.

I want money so I can buy shoes and not walk like a crippled man.

You want cash like it’s your ex’s forgiveness and you’re begging for a second chance.

I want money so I can pay rent and not get evicted by my landlord’s angry face.

I want money so I can buy pizza and not eat cardboard.

I want money so I can buy a phone and not talk like a caveman.

You want money like it’s your last chance to not end up in a ditch with a dead raccoon.

I want money so I can buy a new hat and not look like a homeless clown.

I want money so I can eat chicken and not look like a sad chicken.

I want money so I can buy a car and not walk like a broken robot.