i want it that way

My ex just said, 'I want it that way,' like it was the end of the world.

My cousin yelled it during a family dinner, and no one spoke to him for a week.

My dog barked it at me when I tried to take his toy.

My mom cried at the end of the concert, even though she didn't know the words.

My dad blasted it in the car and said it was 'the best song ever.'

My teacher played it during math class and everyone failed the test.

My friend said 'Tell me why' for 10 minutes straight.

My brother kept singing it in the shower until the tiles fell off.

My neighbor yelled it at 2 a. m. and I called the police.

My crush said he wanted me that way, and I almost kissed him in front of the whole school.

My sister said she wanted her boyfriend that way, and he ended up in the hospital.

My dog wanted the bone that way, and I had to pull it out of the trash.

My dad stood in the hammock and said, 'I want it that way,' like he just won the lottery.

My friend sat in the hammock and ate an entire pizza by himself.

My dog tried to stand in the hammock and fell out.

My neighbor stood there with a hammer and yelled, 'I want it that way!' like he was going to destroy the whole block.

My dad took a hammer to the couch because he wanted it that way.

My friend hit a wall with a hammer just to prove a point.

My crush said, 'I want it that way,' like I was the only person on earth.

My sister said it in front of her whole class, and I felt bad for her.

My dog said it when he wanted the last treat, and I had to give it to him.